A few wants for 2008

I want to see old friends more often
I want my family healthy
I want Osama's head mounted on my wall
I want my kids to be happy
I want them to leave me alone so I can be happy
I want the Braves to win the division or at least give me hope they might
I want Dale Earnhardt Junior to win every race
I want free maps when I pay $3 a gallon for gas
I don't want to share my hot wings with my wife's cockatoo
I want to lose 50 pounds by eating what I want and never getting off the couch
I want my dog and the bird not to leave fur and feathers on the dishes when they wash and dry them.
I want my lawn replaced with artificial turf
I want my mower replaced with a 1968 Camaro
I want to sleep late on Father's Day
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