Barack Obama drops from Presidential race!

Barack Hussein Obama dropped his bid to become President today when it was confirmed the White House's name would not be changed under any circumstance. The Illinois Senator said "I do not see color but I will not live in a house named White no matter how many servants I get."

After explaining to the U.S. Senator the house was named because it was painted white after being burned during The War of 1812 he seemed even more angered. " I will not be a part of the white washing of American history" he replied.

When asked why he made this judgement so late in the race he answered "I was never present when it was called "white". I never sat in the Rose Garden and specifically heard the term White House. If I had, I would of confronted the President immediately." Then he went on to say "my grandmother lived in a white house when I was living with her and she loves me very much but it was different. She was too poor, because she spent every cent she had sending me to prep school so I wouldn't have to associate with Hawaiians, to know any better."

Then Senator Obama ended the press conference in the usual way, with him making a statement and the press never getting to ask a question;

"I want to thank all my supporters for their blind and often curious adoration of me. I also want to thank the media for their support even if it meant the loss of their reputation as objective reporters. I have ended this run for the Presidency but my quest to become The Supreme Being of the Universe will go on. I had hoped it would begin with the U.S. Presidency but I now know I must travel to the Motherland of Kenya and run for Tribal Chieftain." Then Obama chuckled nervously and said as he strode out of the room "If you think the press here is stupid you should get a load of the idiots in Kenya." Then laughing even harder and spitting as he spoke he said. "I wore a house dress and turbin when I was there and got them to believe it was out of respect!

Even Chris Matthews isn't that stupid!"








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