Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Anna Rawson should be next

Golf's Anna Rawson makes tennis' Ashley Harkleroad look average. Very average. So I think in fairness to women's golf, to uphold their honor, it is only right.

It is only right that Anna Rawson does a full 10 page Playboy pictorial. Anna can not let those tennis babes get the upper hand. If you let Harkleroad get attention next thing you know Ivanovic and Sharapova and the other "Povas" are going to want to be naked in Playboy. Then they have momentum!

If that happens, it will take more than Anna Rawson to turn back the tennis tide. It will take Paula Creamer in her birthday suit. It will take Natalie Gulbis wearing less than in her famous bikini shots. It will take Erica Blasberg and the other young, tan golfers to squelch this insurrection of nakedness. At that point it will take 20 pages of 5'10" Australian bombshell Anna Rawson in all her glory to stop them in their tracks.

So Anna please for the sake of golf's honor you must act now. Immediately peel off that wet tight thin t shirt you wear in my dreams. As fast as you can - slither out of those tight short shorts you had in my last golf fantasy and I will grab the camera and together, you and I, will save your sport.

If we don't it will obviously cost me a fortune in Playboys!


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