Good Morning

Good morning, I am just getting my first coffee.

Before I get my coffee - two dogs get water. A cockatoo gets fed and my dogs, let's say, go for a walk.

Last night the wind blew down a few tree branches and my sons cigarette butts all over the "back deck". I don't know why we call it the back deck. It's the only deck we have. I am guessing I will get to clean all of it up. I am so privileged.

It's not everyone who gets limb duty and butt duty as if they are working community service. Hey, now that's an idea. Call the county and see if I can get some orange, jump suit wearing, habitual criminals to clean up my yard. I can tell them it is Clubhusband Park. Barren County employees are pretty trusting, so it might work once before they realize it's my backyard.

Paula Creamer plays in a little while on TV. I think it is actually live today. I watch her because she is a fine player. Although she wasn't as fine yesterday as some days. Her golf was great but the black outfit just didn't look as good as the usual pink or occasional tight white pants. She didn't look bad, just not as good as usual.

As you probably know already - I hate Kyle Busch. The weasel won his seventh cup race - of the year - last night. The good part is when I get drunk later, I will blame him.

I just checked the television guide. They are not showing LPGA live today. The final group tees off at 11 AM ET. ESPN is beginning their broadcast at 4 PM ET...IDIOTS!!!!

The brainiacs at ABC/ESPN sports, think we would rather watch the ugly women of the WNBA or the Minor League baseball All Star game, than hot women in short skirts, playing golf.

Let me give you a clue ABC. Men watch sports! The WNBA is full of women who look like men. We don"t like those kind of women athletes. Think Kourikova. Think Sharapova. Think Chris Evert if you are old. Even think about women's softball. Who are the most popular players on the Olympic team? Long legged, blonde haired Jennie Finch and tight butted, sexy smiling Caitlin Lowe. Ever heard of Mia Hamm?

Are you starting to see a pattern?

We like women athletes - who look like women! What about women? Considering Katy Perry's bi-curious ditty "I Kissed a Girl" led the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart for a third week on Thursday they probably like women who look like women too!




Impressed I knew that? I am. Billboard Top 100 is usually no where near my play list but I do have teenage kids so I hear things.

I am going to go for more coffee....be back in a few.



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