No NASCAR - No Hot Chicks - No Braves

NASCAR is not running today. Paula Creamer is not playing this week and Anna Rawson is so far down the leader board she gets no TV. TBS in their infinite wisdom, pissed off their viewers,  by broadcasting all baseball teams instead  of just the Atlanta Braves - so I am boycotting their shows.

These three facts make for a huge hole in my Sunday habits. Sure a normal man would mow his three foot tall lawn. A normal man would clean his cockatoo dust filled office. A normal man would post more pictures on his web page.

As we all know, I am far from normal.

Today the lawn will stay long. Today the office will stay dirty. Today the pictures will stay on my hard drive.

I will bask in the glory of American life.

I will surf the net on a wave of boredom.

I will cruise the channels in state of uninterest.

I will nibble may way through the pantry complaining, we have nothing to eat.

I will do what most of you do.

I will spend my Sunday, as the good Lord intended, doing nothing.

Isn't religion a wonderful thing?

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