I again somehow managed to get zero numbers on my Powerball lottery ticket. This is a feat where I have extraordinary skill.
This would bother me but I am going to be rich anyway, so I am not sweating it.
Rich - how? You ask.
No not by this blog! I know, I know, it is the greatest words ever put forth by mankind. Yes I realize - you buy everything I endorse, including the steak knives with my picture on the handle. I appreciate it but it doesn't pay all the bills.
What will pay all the bills is the Nigerian. A lovely widow from Nigeria picked me to help her. She has a truck load of cash and needs my bank account to access it. She said all I have to do is email her my account numbers. She must think I am stupid!
I told her that is extremely careless. So I told her to check this blog and in the next few days I will post all my account numbers here. I would do it now but first I was going to deposit all my life savings as proof the Nigerian can trust me.
I hope she is as nice as she sounds because I would really like to be rich.
I do however have a backup plan.
I have a link from an email telling me all I need is a couple of pills and I will be bigger and last longer than ever - if you know what I mean. If the Nigerian falls through, I am going to order the pills and get into the movie business.
So if you wake up one morning and I am not here anymore, you will know, I am either sitting on piles of Nigerian cash or Jenna Jameson.
Which ever works first!
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