I never learn!

I was getting a little stir crazy from sitting at my desk. I made the mistake of wandering into the living room. My wife is home and she had Doperah on the television. No, not literally on our set - it has a weight capacity of one ton metric.

This pontificating bag of warm wind was again telling everyone how great she is. She was reading cards people wrote her thanking her for being Oprah the Magnificent.

This woman should be a ride at Disney World - no not because she is larger than Space Mountain but because she loves people to jump on her fat butt and kiss away. Yes I agree this would be a disgusting ride but it would still be less irritating than It's a Small World After All.

Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great and Hitler looked modest compared to the queen of mindless housewives.

She gives narcissists a bad name!