Monday morning house keeping

I am in a pretty good mood this Monday. Of course good for me and good for other people is different.

This weekend I tried to eat at Colton's Steakhouse. I say - tried - because I ordered the 12 oz prime rib and they gave me a piece that looked like it was cut with an axe. Then when I traded that in for a medium rare, sir loin steak they brought out the Mojave desert of steaks. This piece of meat had less moisture than a cinder block in a Nevada construction site. I then asked for my check and the weasel of a manger sent the server to tell me there would be no bill. I appreciated the thought but it was his place to do the dirty work. Apparently he is only interested in the compliments, not the complaints.

I helped decorate Christmas cookies last night. My family doesn't seem to appreciate my creativity. I think there is nothing wrong with a ginger bread man wearing a blue thong.

All the Christmas stuff is done except for putting things under the tree. We have to wait till the last minute or Maximus, the 80 pound Boxer, opens the gifts. He blames it on Christmas, the 70 pound Boxer, but I know the truth.

By the way, I now own more batteries than Duracell.

I read Toyota reported it's first operating loss since 1941. What a shame, a company that turned it's first profit making vehicles to defeat America in a war, is having financial trouble.

I noticed thousand of people are reading my prime rib recipe.....I need to write a cook book! Should I include pictures of hot woman? let me know what you think.