Survivor Sugar Kiper

Jessica Sugar Kiper should have won Survivor

Sugar played the best game, week in and week out, on CBS's Survivor Gabon Edition but Bob "the science snob" won the million. Bob Crowley played well but he firmly grasped the coat tails of the 29 year old waitress/actress, pretending to be a pinup model, to win the money.

Sure a lot of people will say my fondness for blondes taint my opinion. They will also say my hatred for bitter hags will want me to beat Corrine with a Louisville Slugger. They are right on both accounts.

I do tend to want cute blondes to win at everything I watch. I also tend to think anyone who belittles a person over sadness for losing a parent is deserving of a baseball bat to the head. It doesn't mean I am wrong on either opinion.

I also think Jeff Probst deserves a whack for the way he handled the popularity prize of $100,000. I understand it goes to the person with the most votes, Bob, but he didn't need to make Sugar think she had won, before announcing, bow tie boy had swept the big prizes.

All in all, it was a decent season. The final four people were all likable and even though Sugar was my choice I can not argue with Crowley winning. I do think it was a shame when Matty left before Suzy. I wanted to see it come down to Gilligan, the Professor and Ginger for all the marbles.

I also think the jury showed they are truly petty and bitter people when not one of them could bring themselves to vote for the dumb blonde who out smarted them all. I guess I am being petty too when I say I hope next time Randy gets a call about recording a wedding they say "no thanks, you are that jackass from Survivor". And I know I am being bitter when I say I would love it if, pharmaceutical rep, Corrine never sells another thing because she can't stand nice people and the doctors think of themselves as nice people.

I have droned on way more than the show deserves but I want to say a couple of things before moving on to important things like my Christmas shopping or my avoidance of mowing my lawn.

If Corrine doesn't like nice people she would love meeting me. I would make the wannabe reality star cry like a baby before I got done with her. Corrine your 15 minutes were up two weeks ago, live with it.

Finally, again, I think Jessica "Sugar" Kiper deserved the million dollars. If you think I was prejudiced by her bare assets on the web you may be right but it doesn't mean I am wrong.

Thanks Sugar, you made me laugh more than once and if Randy or Corrine have a problem with that - me and my bat have a cure.