Australian Open is killing me

First Gisela Dulko is eliminated from the Australian Open and now I read that Ana Ivanovic, the sultry tennis siren, is also gone from the competition. This is not the best news I have heard all day!

When I was young Chrissie Everett never was eliminated! You could bet your last dollar when the finals arrived it would be Chris against somebody. Sure sometimes it would be the queen of homely, Billie Jean King, but who cared as long as the All American girl, Chris Everett, was playing.

Now tennis is stocked full of hotties but somehow I get stuck watching one of the Williams play. I don't think that is fair! There is 10 times the beauty in today's tennis so I shouldn't get stuck with even the tiniest bit of ugly in the finals. And let me assure you, there nothing tiny about the Williams, especially their looks.

Sharapova is hurt, Ivanovic is beaten, Dulko eliminated, Harkleroad didn't play, so I guess we have to root for Jelena Jankovic. She might not be the prettiest girl in the game but she has a body that can make you forget who is.