Serena Williams beat Elena Dementieva in straight sets last night to advance to the finals of The Australian Open. In beating Dementieva she eliminated the only good looking player left in the tournament.
Serena will play Dinara Safina for the title. It's not that Dinara is ugly but she does have a striking resemblance to a bull dog I once owned.
So now I must pick between the pugnacious Safina and the beefy American, Serena Williams. I usually base my picks on looks in women's tennis (and golf) but this is a hard one. Since they are both fairly low on the tennis hottie list I may have to pick the American Williams but I hate to go with a player I am suspicious may be LaBron James in drag.
It's not that I don't like James, it's just that I prefer athletes to wear gender appropriate uniforms.
Since Dinara Safina looks like a bull dog and I can't bear to see Serena William's giant butt squeezed into another pair of tennis shorts, I am not going to pick a winner. I am just going to pretend it was all a giant nightmare and Maria Sharapova really won the tournament.
I do want to say the highlight of the tournament was when Pam Shriver said, " I think Serena Williams is in great shape."
This was a highlight because if that woman with humongous thighs and a butt the size of a quarter horse is in great shape so am I.
2 comments:
Dear Club Husband,
While I agree that Serena does not look her best, you fail to recognize that women of varying ethnicities have different attributes (i.e. thick thighs and buttocks). It is clear from your "Club Husband Wife of the Week" that you prefer a women with less than an hour glass figure. Just because she has a large behind doesn't mean that she is out of shape. And man men find her attractive. You are however entitled to your opinion after all it is your blog. I do however think that there are varied opinions about what is beautiful. And with regard to her being shape, let face it she has quite a record in tennis world and suffice it to say she didn't get that being out of shape. And by the way where is your picture?
I think Serena is in good shape....if you like pears!
As far as ethnicity goes - I'll have to refer to Halle Berry or Kelly Clarkson on this one. Women of all colors come in all shapes and sizes.
You may want to throw away your 18th century biology book.
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