Rescue plan

How do I get some of the government money that all the big corporations are getting? I don't need much. A million or two would do the trick. I don't need to pay corporate bonuses or buy private jets. I just need to pay my water bill.

Normally my water bill is not a problem but last weekend the toilet over flowed for two hours while we slept. I am guessing it will make this month's bill a little high.

The good news is - we now have a swimming pool where the basement used to be!