Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Joan Rivers is a faceless troll

Apparently during one of her many face lifts, Joan Rivers' brain fell out. Or maybe they have lifted pulled her skin so high her brains are now in her butt. Either way she deserves to be escorted off the worlds stage while I can still hold my lunch.

As you may have read she is Donald Trump's latest Celebrity Apprentice. Making it the first job in decades she wasn't fired from. This is good for me because it frees up next years Sunday nights. But it has bad for the world because some where some unsuspecting viewer will click on next years show and be subject to her nonsense.

She will be on there spewing ridiculous venom and outright lies. She will be hailed as "last years winner". Of course this will be news to the senile old bat.

I obviously didn't want her to win. Joan Rivers' has been dead to me since she tried to stab Johnny Carson in the back. Of course the King of Late Night pulled the out the knife and rammed it in her shriveled ass.

Putting aside my loyalties to Carson, Joan Rivers' shouldn't of won because she is didn't deserve it. She paled in comparison to not only to the runner up Annie Duke but also to most of the other contestants. Then when she called Annie Duke a poker player like it's a bad thing and spewed hatred about Vegas I had enough. I enjoy poker and I am a son of The Great State of Nevada so these things didn't make prune neck any more likable to me.

Then the last straw. Joan Rivers' said Annie Duke is "worse than Hitler". Now remember Rivers' claims her whole family was killed by the Nazis. So she equates a tough competitor with a guy who killed not only her family but about 6 million other Jews. Doesn't say much about what she thinks about her family or her heritage. Actually second thought - it says a whole bunch!

She obviously thinks throwing a few poker chips into a pot is worse than throwing a few million Jews into an oven.

But hasn't that always been plastic face's MO. Carson gives you hand up....then you bite it when you think he isn't looking. Say anything, do anything, as long as it benefits her.

She is a terrible human being and a waste of space.

So Joan do me a favor and  exit public life while your eyes are still n the front of your face.

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